Monday, February 11, 2008: 3 p.m.

"Dude, you've never seen your brother's penis? That makes you gay."

Introduction

This blog has been created to record the spoken word of Robert Louis Ventulett II. Dan Rossi's daily away message quotes cannot be dedicated to just one man and his legacy. This blog will hopefully be able to let the rest of the world know just what goes through Rob's head. Please do not be offended, although that may be impossible.